An Old Man Proves His Wife Can Hear

An old man suspects his wife is having trouble hearing. He suggests she get a hearing test, but she refuses. To prove his point, he devises a plan.

Testing Her Hearing

He goes upstairs, turns on a recorder, and yells downstairs, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No answer. He goes downstairs and repeats, “Honey, what’s for supper?” Still no answer.

Closer Attempts

He moves to the living room and yells again, “Honey, what’s for supper?” No response. Finally, he stands just outside the kitchen and shouts, “What’s for supper?” Again, no reply.

The Revelation

Standing right behind her, he asks, “Honey. What’s. For. Supper?!” She turns around, frustrated, and says, “Damn it, Al, for the hundredth time, CHICKEN!!!”